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		<title>By: wwe video</title>
		<link>http://dangercouch.com/archives/humor/urgent-random-announcement-of-questionable-importance/comment-page-1#comment-5830</link>
		<dc:creator>wwe video</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Never been to Nebraskie. Herd much uv dem Ruskies mooved der. Since Ive neva been der I guess it kude go. mebe I cude go der and have dem make a statue. Give evy one a reasun fur goin.

Itâ€™s like a jungle some times, Makes me wunder what I do to keep frum goin unner.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never been to Nebraskie. Herd much uv dem Ruskies mooved der. Since Ive neva been der I guess it kude go. mebe I cude go der and have dem make a statue. Give evy one a reasun fur goin.</p>
<p>Itâ€™s like a jungle some times, Makes me wunder what I do to keep frum goin unner.</p>
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		<title>By: sexyono</title>
		<link>http://dangercouch.com/archives/humor/urgent-random-announcement-of-questionable-importance/comment-page-1#comment-1326</link>
		<dc:creator>sexyono</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why anti-abba? Is it because they never played in Nebraska?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why anti-abba? Is it because they never played in Nebraska?</p>
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		<title>By: OutofContext</title>
		<link>http://dangercouch.com/archives/humor/urgent-random-announcement-of-questionable-importance/comment-page-1#comment-202</link>
		<dc:creator>OutofContext</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am pro bono (not Sonny or that Irish guy--I mean I work for free).
...pro-fane
...pro-lific (all right, anti-lific--lazy, I guess)
...pro-phylactic (I used to be pro-creative)

Anti-matter (not that it matters)
Anti-freeze (must return to the south)
Anti(e)-bellum (well, maybe not that kind of south)
Anti-viral (I&#039;m very clean)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am pro bono (not Sonny or that Irish guy&#8211;I mean I work for free).<br />
&#8230;pro-fane<br />
&#8230;pro-lific (all right, anti-lific&#8211;lazy, I guess)<br />
&#8230;pro-phylactic (I used to be pro-creative)</p>
<p>Anti-matter (not that it matters)<br />
Anti-freeze (must return to the south)<br />
Anti(e)-bellum (well, maybe not that kind of south)<br />
Anti-viral (I&#8217;m very clean)</p>
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		<title>By: Caustic Soda</title>
		<link>http://dangercouch.com/archives/humor/urgent-random-announcement-of-questionable-importance/comment-page-1#comment-116</link>
		<dc:creator>Caustic Soda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, it be eye! Mooie Mooie Macho Man!!!!  

Never been to Nebraskie.  Herd much uv dem Ruskies mooved der.  Since Ive neva been der I guess it kude go.  mebe I cude go der and have dem make a statue.  Give evy one a reasun fur goin.

It&#039;s like a jungle some times, Makes me wunder what I do to keep frum goin unner.

(Looking in the mirror in awe)

Caustic Soda</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, it be eye! Mooie Mooie Macho Man!!!!  </p>
<p>Never been to Nebraskie.  Herd much uv dem Ruskies mooved der.  Since Ive neva been der I guess it kude go.  mebe I cude go der and have dem make a statue.  Give evy one a reasun fur goin.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like a jungle some times, Makes me wunder what I do to keep frum goin unner.</p>
<p>(Looking in the mirror in awe)</p>
<p>Caustic Soda</p>
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		<title>By: Debbie</title>
		<link>http://dangercouch.com/archives/humor/urgent-random-announcement-of-questionable-importance/comment-page-1#comment-25</link>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Forgive me Mr. Danger (incoming!) for I was a bit arsey that afternoon.

MacMullit and Company are always of the utmost importance.  

(tilted head, eyes wide open, smirk on face)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forgive me Mr. Danger (incoming!) for I was a bit arsey that afternoon.</p>
<p>MacMullit and Company are always of the utmost importance.  </p>
<p>(tilted head, eyes wide open, smirk on face)</p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Danger</title>
		<link>http://dangercouch.com/archives/humor/urgent-random-announcement-of-questionable-importance/comment-page-1#comment-21</link>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Danger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Youthful young person,

I believe that good honest sweat is what has made America what it is: a bit sticky and overdue for a shower.

You don&#039;t mess with success, missy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Youthful young person,</p>
<p>I believe that good honest sweat is what has made America what it is: a bit sticky and overdue for a shower.</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t mess with success, missy.</p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Danger</title>
		<link>http://dangercouch.com/archives/humor/urgent-random-announcement-of-questionable-importance/comment-page-1#comment-20</link>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Danger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Debbie... is it?

I will have you know, young lady, that every announcement and pronouncement that issues forth from this sacred site is of the utmost importance.

That is why I issue them.

Hrrrumph.

Jolly good then.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Debbie&#8230; is it?</p>
<p>I will have you know, young lady, that every announcement and pronouncement that issues forth from this sacred site is of the utmost importance.</p>
<p>That is why I issue them.</p>
<p>Hrrrumph.</p>
<p>Jolly good then.</p>
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		<title>By: Youthful One</title>
		<link>http://dangercouch.com/archives/humor/urgent-random-announcement-of-questionable-importance/comment-page-1#comment-17</link>
		<dc:creator>Youthful One</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow!  
I&#039;m surprised you aren&#039;t also Anti perspirant.

(I am.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow!<br />
I&#8217;m surprised you aren&#8217;t also Anti perspirant.</p>
<p>(I am.)</p>
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		<title>By: The Ominous Comma &#187; Blogging Week - Thursday Thirty-Seven</title>
		<link>http://dangercouch.com/archives/humor/urgent-random-announcement-of-questionable-importance/comment-page-1#comment-16</link>
		<dc:creator>The Ominous Comma &#187; Blogging Week - Thursday Thirty-Seven</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] I am pro-Nebraska [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] I am pro-Nebraska [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Debbie</title>
		<link>http://dangercouch.com/archives/humor/urgent-random-announcement-of-questionable-importance/comment-page-1#comment-15</link>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are random announcements of questionable importance really all that urgent?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are random announcements of questionable importance really all that urgent?</p>
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