On behalf of my clients, Danger Couch, I would like to issue an official, heartfelt, and litigation-proof apology to any and all ninjas, telemarketers, and / or foxes that were, or potentially were, insulted, offended, or emotionally traumatized by previous Danger Couch content both print, video and audio. Any resemblance to persons living, dead, or on life-support is purely unintentional and probably not who you thought we thought we were thinking of anyway. Please just mutter, shake your head, and go back to what you were doing, remembering that there has never been a lucratively successful class action suit against artists like my clients*, and I am here to keep it that way.
Joey Vermin
Vermin, Rodent and Mire
Attorneys at large
*If you’re thinking that there have been no artists like my clients before, and that the field is wide open for fat, juicy lawsuits, then you are just the kind of person that my associates and I would like to meet. Meet us in the dark alley behind the grocery store.
And come alone.
