“Hello boys and girls, this is Chuck Norris and when I am not busy killing people and breaking limbs, I like to relax by watching the hilarious antics of my personal friends Danger Couch. When I watch them and read their stuff, it makes me all peaceful inside, and I feel a little less like killing. Just imagine what kind of world it would be if we all had a little less violence and little more Couch. So keep coming back to Danger Couch, several times a day even. Otherwise, I may have to get my hurt on.”
“This is Mr. T, and I pity the fool that don’t get on the Couch. Back in the old days, after the A-Team, things were rough for me. I even had to pawn my gold! But Danger Couch was there for me. Those fools picked me up and put me back on my feet. They gave me my confidence back and now I’m even better than before. Any one talking bad about the Couch is in for a world of pain!”
“Howdy partner I’m John Wayne, and even though I’m dead, I still love Danger Couch. Those boys are just plain funny, and smart too. Except maybe Jimmy. I don’t get real good reception here in the afterlife, but I watch the Couch whenever I can tune it in. I think anyone still alive that can see Danger Couch anytime they want, but chooses not to, is a low down, dirty, rotten, scoundrel. After Chuck Norris sends you to see me, I’ll have a little something for you too.”
“Hey, this is Jimmy James, and I think Danger Couch is the best looking band in the world. You should go see them every chance you get, especially if you’re a fox. If you know you’re foxy, and you’re ready to step up to the big time, don’t waste your time in line. Go see the bass player directly. Tell him Jimmy sent you.”
