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Danger Couch and Hallucinogens – Not a good mix.

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Letter on Progress

Albert Poohdlebalm of Snoopwack, Illinois recently wrote to us to express some mild confusion he was having regarding our current output level and production status. He writes: “What in the world is going on over there at danger couch? It’s … Continue reading

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The Night Before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all ’round the Couch, The ninjas were restless from their long stealthy crouch They sat simply silent with their stars, swords and sighs Enveloped in blackness except for their eyes When in from the … Continue reading

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The Road to Recovery – A Seven Step Program

As promised, we have developed a recovery program for those heartbroken individuals who could not attend our festive Christmas musical extravaganza movie release gala party thing. (There will be a separate program for those who can’t pronounce it.) We know … Continue reading

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