Category Archives: Wilh

The Sad Tale Of Love’s Lost Letter

This is Wilhiem Smoder and I am writing in regards to last week’s mystery letter which I did not write. As everyone knows, Winnona and I are full grown adults with a professional working relationship of mutual respect and combat … Continue reading

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Episode 7 Now Ready to Fill Your Corneas With Pleasure. (Your Eardrums Too.)

This is Jimmy James and I have an urgent question for anyone visiting this site: Where is my friend Ruckus MacMullit? There’s no need to hide him, everything’s fine. I’m sure he thought I’d be upset after what he did, … Continue reading

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Defector From The Ninja Republic Seeks Warm Cozy Cell

Story by Herman Fording Dissociated Press Today at 0327 metric standard time, a man known only as Joe7234 was granted asylum in the United States, fleeing from his native home in the ultra-secretive Ninja Republic. Joe7234’s reasons and motives remain … Continue reading

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Danger Couch to Provide Soundtrack for Major Motion Picture

Newsflash In a stunning and unprecedented move by author Michael Crichton and Sony/Warner/Time/Coca-Cola/Tidy Bowl Pictures, those random rock icons Danger Couch have been selected to contribute the entire soundtrack for Jurassic Park 12: Scream Warriors. Beating out more established bands … Continue reading

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Time Off

Hello friends, Thank you for tuning again to the Danger Couch Blog of Worldwide Domination. Do to the strange coincidence of spring break and my birthday, I am taking this week off. World domination, after all, is an exhausting business. … Continue reading

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