Category Archives: Ruckus

Danger Couch to Provide Soundtrack for Major Motion Picture

Posted on March 18, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Newsflash In a stunning and unprecedented move by author Michael Crichton and Sony/Warner/Time/Coca-Cola/Tidy Bowl Pictures, those random rock icons Danger Couch have been selected to contribute the entire soundtrack for Jurassic Park 12: Scream Warriors. Beating out more established bands … Continue reading →

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Everything That’s Not on my Mind.

Posted on March 4, 2007 by Mr. Danger

A collection of things I wasn’t thinking about, until I realized that I wasn’t. Pork futures -once a pig becomes pork, his own personal future has come to something of a standstill. Decoupage Dermabrasion -Based on high school woodshop experiences, … Continue reading →

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Ruckus Responds to Fan Tagging

Posted on January 15, 2007 by Mr. Danger

I was out on the town the other night, maintaining my social creditability when Bethie Rose, a passionate Couch backer, informed me that I had been “tagged” in a post by another longtime fan, DanDan. Well, let me say that … Continue reading →

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New Year Resolutions: What’s Yours?

Posted on January 1, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Happy New Year everyone. As a special treat for our readers, we rounded up the Danger Couch boys and persuaded them to share their resolutions for 2007. It wasn’t easy, but after supplying a few Flaming Stephens and an occasional … Continue reading →

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Telemarketing Machines of Doom

Posted on September 19, 2006 by Mr. Danger

This evening, a telemarketer stalked my house, searching for prey. I wasn’t afraid though, because I have a machine to handle those wretched vermin. This device answers the line for me, listen to their pitiful spiel for me, and hangs … Continue reading →

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