Category Archives: ninjas

Defector From The Ninja Republic Seeks Warm Cozy Cell

Posted on October 7, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Story by Herman Fording Dissociated Press Today at 0327 metric standard time, a man known only as Joe7234 was granted asylum in the United States, fleeing from his native home in the ultra-secretive Ninja Republic. Joe7234’s reasons and motives remain … Continue reading →

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The Ninja Report

Posted on February 28, 2007 by Mr. Danger

The Ninja Report Brought to you by Danger Couch News (a member of the Dissociated Press network) The ninja’s day started early. At 4:05am reports started coming about ninjas waking up sleeping people. Several of the sleepers were in burning … Continue reading →

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Ninjas

Posted on July 19, 2006 by Mr. Danger

Have you ever thought about the complex and conflicted ball of neuroses that is the modern ninja? (I know, I know, there should really be postmodern ninjas, but you have no idea how totally traditional ninjas can be. Have you … Continue reading →

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