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Defector From The Ninja Republic Seeks Warm Cozy Cell

Story by Herman Fording Dissociated Press Today at 0327 metric standard time, a man known only as Joe7234 was granted asylum in the United States, fleeing from his native home in the ultra-secretive Ninja Republic. Joe7234’s reasons and motives remain … Continue reading

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The Ninja Report

The Ninja Report Brought to you by Danger Couch News (a member of the Dissociated Press network) The ninja’s day started early. At 4:05am reports started coming about ninjas waking up sleeping people. Several of the sleepers were in burning … Continue reading

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Have you ever thought about the complex and conflicted ball of neuroses that is the modern ninja? (I know, I know, there should really be postmodern ninjas, but you have no idea how totally traditional ninjas can be. Have you … Continue reading

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