Category Archives: Jimmy

Danger Couch to Provide Soundtrack for Major Motion Picture

Posted on March 18, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Newsflash In a stunning and unprecedented move by author Michael Crichton and Sony/Warner/Time/Coca-Cola/Tidy Bowl Pictures, those random rock icons Danger Couch have been selected to contribute the entire soundtrack for Jurassic Park 12: Scream Warriors. Beating out more established bands … Continue reading →

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H. Jimmy James – Tangled up in Blue

Posted on January 8, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Mr. James I am writing you in response to the calls, letters, and singing telegram you have sent our department over last few weeks inquiring into our investigation of Miss Stephanie Steedwik. As much as I sympathize with your pain … Continue reading →

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New Year Resolutions: What’s Yours?

Posted on January 1, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Happy New Year everyone. As a special treat for our readers, we rounded up the Danger Couch boys and persuaded them to share their resolutions for 2007. It wasn’t easy, but after supplying a few Flaming Stephens and an occasional … Continue reading →

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NewsFlash 10-24-06

Posted on October 24, 2006 by Mr. Danger

By Harry L. Bowe Amalgamated Press Yodeling fortune heir and all around ladies man, Hedley “Jimmy” James III announced today his intention of being the first man to transfer his consciousness into a computer. This experimental procedure sometimes referred to … Continue reading →

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How to Turn Women into Putty in Your Hands in Three Easy Steps

Posted on September 9, 2006 by Mr. Danger

1.) Be Jimmy James. (Don’t let anyone kid you, this is the only sure-fire way to mastery over the human female.) 2.) If for some reason, you cannot be Jimmy James, you need to acquire flowers, chocolates, and large sums … Continue reading →

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