Monthly Archives: March 2007

Reader Profile: Tim

Posted on March 26, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Today, we gather here to express our mutual appreciation for a stanch and longstanding Danger Couch subscriber. This man needs no introduction but shall receive one anyway, due to a little know stipulation of the North American Free Typing Agreement … Continue reading →

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Danger Couch to Provide Soundtrack for Major Motion Picture

Posted on March 18, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Newsflash In a stunning and unprecedented move by author Michael Crichton and Sony/Warner/Time/Coca-Cola/Tidy Bowl Pictures, those random rock icons Danger Couch have been selected to contribute the entire soundtrack for Jurassic Park 12: Scream Warriors. Beating out more established bands … Continue reading →

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Time Off

Posted on March 11, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Hello friends, Thank you for tuning again to the Danger Couch Blog of Worldwide Domination. Do to the strange coincidence of spring break and my birthday, I am taking this week off. World domination, after all, is an exhausting business. … Continue reading →

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Everything That’s Not on my Mind.

Posted on March 4, 2007 by Mr. Danger

A collection of things I wasn’t thinking about, until I realized that I wasn’t. Pork futures -once a pig becomes pork, his own personal future has come to something of a standstill. Decoupage Dermabrasion -Based on high school woodshop experiences, … Continue reading →

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