Monthly Archives: February 2007

The Ninja Report

Posted on February 28, 2007 by Mr. Danger

The Ninja Report Brought to you by Danger Couch News (a member of the Dissociated Press network) The ninja’s day started early. At 4:05am reports started coming about ninjas waking up sleeping people. Several of the sleepers were in burning … Continue reading →

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Letter on Progress

Posted on February 18, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Albert Poohdlebalm of Snoopwack, Illinois recently wrote to us to express some mild confusion he was having regarding our current output level and production status. He writes: “What in the world is going on over there at danger couch? It’s … Continue reading →

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A Stupendously Imminent Announcement of Great Global Significance

Posted on February 11, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Friends, neighbors, Couch aficionados, and the two-and-half people who were googling “dagger crouch” and somehow ended up here, Good Morning, I feel obligated to inform you of a new and impending threat that threatens the vulnerable reserves of international boredom … Continue reading →

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Spoiled Wisdom

Posted on February 4, 2007 by Mr. Danger

Welcome little ones. I have often wondered what sort of pathetic individuals come here to Danger Couch to receive their weekly allotment of solace and cheer. The truth is even worse than I suspected. Talk about sad. The good news … Continue reading →

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