Monthly Archives: September 2006

Legal Disclaimer

Posted on September 29, 2006 by Mr. Danger

On behalf of my clients, Danger Couch, I would like to issue an official, heartfelt, and litigation-proof apology to any and all ninjas, telemarketers, and / or foxes that were, or potentially were, insulted, offended, or emotionally traumatized by previous … Continue reading →

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Telemarketing Machines of Doom

Posted on September 19, 2006 by Mr. Danger

This evening, a telemarketer stalked my house, searching for prey. I wasn’t afraid though, because I have a machine to handle those wretched vermin. This device answers the line for me, listen to their pitiful spiel for me, and hangs … Continue reading →

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How to Turn Women into Putty in Your Hands in Three Easy Steps

Posted on September 9, 2006 by Mr. Danger

1.) Be Jimmy James. (Don’t let anyone kid you, this is the only sure-fire way to mastery over the human female.) 2.) If for some reason, you cannot be Jimmy James, you need to acquire flowers, chocolates, and large sums … Continue reading →

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